Fus Yvhikv
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“Clueless G.O.P.”
Native Oklahoma Magazine
July 2022
Sour Sofkee
By Fus Yvhikv
Fixico tossed his beer can at Tarpalechee’s television. Beer splattered
all over the screen and soaked his shag carpeting.
“Heyluh! What are you doing to my TV, chebon?” Tarpalechee
demanded.
“I just can’t stand it anymore,” Fixico said.
“Regime Change in America”
Native Oklahoma Magazine
Sour Sofkee
June 2022
By Fus Yvhikv
It is a pleasant evening at The Rez Bar in Tulsa. Unusually cool for a June
evening. Nevertheless, Harjo, the rotund proprietor of The Rez, has
large beads of sweat adorning his bald head.
“You fools ready for another round?
“Tulsa Secedes From Oklahoma!”
Native Oklahoma Magazine
May, 2022
Sour Sofkee
By Fus Yvhikv
“When in the coarseness of human events,” Fixico declared. “It becomes necessary for a city to throw off the shackles of the tyranny of a meddlesome state government, the town must then declare its independence. We hold this truth to
“Tulsa Secedes From Oklahoma”
“Secession!” Fixico screamed to the gathered masses. “Tulsa should
secede from Oklahoma!”
The crowd went wild with approving applause. Shouts of “Secession
Now!” could be heard throughout the motley throng.
The occasion was a rally that me, Yahola, Tarpalechee, and Fixico
organized at Guthrie Green in the heart of The
“Where Did Our $2.8 Billion Go?”
Native Oklahoma Magazine
Sour Sofkee, March 2022
By Fus Yvhikv
Who reaped $2.8 billion in windfall profits during the Great Freeze of 2021?
We all know by now that the Oklahoma legislature enacted legislation during
2021 to allow gas and electric companies to tack on a surcharge that us
Father John O’Conner’s Folly
“America is running out of Gods!” the Oklahoma Attorney General thundered
from the pulpit. “At this rate, our great country will be godless before The Wall is
built.”
“Preach on brother,” his flock responds.
The sermonizing was a talk by attorney general and televangelist John O’Conner.
The scene was
“Does DNA Mean D.O.A. for Dawes?”
“Does DNA Mean D.O.A. for Dawes?”
By J.D. Colbert
Native Oklahoma Magazine
Sour Sofkee, December, 2021
Do you want to know if you are Native? Do you want to find out the “truth” of the family legend that you are Cherokee and that you have a great-grandmother